You can't make this stuff up

This is undoubtedly fantastic news for Ged Galvin and it's got me wondering what future marvels others may benefit from.

Remote control for your ears.
Wife yelling at you? Husband snoring all night? Boring meeting? No worries, just turn your ears off.

Remote control for your nose.
Public toilets stink? Work in the sewers? Cleaning up the kids puke? No worries, just turn your nose off.

Remote control for your penis.
Erectile dysfunction? No staying power? No worries, at the flick of a switch you can stay up all night.

Come on... I know you can think of some better ones than this.

in reference to: Man uses remote to control his 'bionic bottom' - Telegraph (view on Google Sidewiki)